good joke

Carl Hurley tells a great joke. I bought a couple of his albums the other day, and I thought I'd share this one with you.

A duck walks into a feed store and ask:

Duck: Do you have any fish

Clerk: No this is a feed store. We don't sell fish. We sell cow feed, horse feed, stuff like that.

The duck leaves. The next day at the same time, the duck comes back

Duck: Got any fish?

Clerk: No I told you yesterday we don't sell fish. Just cow feed and stuff.

Next day, same time, the duck come back

Duck : Got any fish?

Clerk: Let me tell you something. You come back in here I'm gonna nail your little web feet to the floor.

Next day, same time.

Duck: Got any nails?

Clerk: No

Duck: Got any  fish?